(I just want to say that it’s been a long time since we had a retreat with You, and I was wondering if we could have another retreat with You again really, really soon. Pretty please, Master?) I don’t know. (Next year?) I don’t know. You always ask too much, too early. We are still enjoying this. We haven’t finished yet. Huh? (Yes.) This in Chinese is called “talkative.” Talk too much. You can talk a lot, but charming.
(Master, we heard things about 2012.) (Oh. OK.) Not again. What now? (Because You mentioned 2011. That’s something what…) I did not say 2011. When? (Yes, You said that many years ago.) What did I say about 2011? (You said there would be a change in 2011.) You’re probably mistaken. It must be 7-11. (Ah…) OK, so what about 2012? If it’s bad, don’t tell us. (No, it’s supposed to be good.) It’s good? (Yes.) OK, fine, we’re waiting. If we live that long. My goodness, we just finished one. My God. All this prophecy, even if it’s true, so what? Whatever happens, will happen? OK? Don’t worry too much. Live today, forget tomorrow. Yeah, what else? That’s it? Jeez! Forget it. No more questions. If you don’t have anything fun to say, just shut up. It’s time to go yum-yum. Have a good appetite.
OK. You all [are] going today? (No.) How many are going today? Wow, not too many. Buy some more (vegan) food, guys. No hope. Two more trucks, OK? No, seriously, why [are] you going so early? You have to work? (Yes.) I know. Isn’t that a nuisance? Just when we have fun, we have to go back to work. Who needs work? Here, we don’t work, but we eat every day. It must be the bad world where you live. And you don’t even eat as good. Working and don’t even eat as good. Everybody says the food here is better and you don’t have to work much, just sit all day.
An early retirement. That’s good also if somebody retires early, you can come and stay in the Center and save some money, enough to live. Like every day is how much? You don’t have to become a monk. You don’t need to pay anything here. Just buy your own food, maybe, something like that. Maybe we will have a retirement program. It’s easy to stay in the Center and relax and all that. Also, it’s not too bad. You don’t have to do much. You don’t have to be really a monk or enlightened or anything. Just keep quiet and be peaceful. Don’t bug anybody, then it’ll be fine. And if you bug us, we just bug you out. Not bug you back, we’ll bug you out. That’s also easy. (Yes.) Simple. We have like one-year trial, one-month trial. Ah, now I know why the Buddha has like a monk for a week, a monk for a month, a monk for a year, or a monk forever. That would be cool for you guys.
You know, there are some people at this retreat that were so positive that I wish there were more. And I love these people so much for bringing joy into the atmosphere, for bringing positive energy with their kind words and confirmative way of speaking and beautiful feedback as a result of their good work, beautiful outcomes that they report to me, beautiful feelings that they have, and they share with me. These people we need more of. We need more for the world’s sake and for us also. So everyone else looks up to them and knows what the yogi should be – positive, positive, positive, looking at the positive side.
You don’t have much responsibility. Why nose into bad things? You don’t have a responsibility or duty to correct anybody. Just continue practicing, and if you think you do something that you don’t do it well, you don’t do it correctly, just ask a monk or ask me or ask older practitioners. And if you’re still in doubt, then ask a monk or nun. Just continue your job, and you will grow. Keep “drinking milk” and the baby will grow up. Just don’t keep drinking two, three bottles and ask me how many more. “How many more thousands of bottles do I have to consume?” “You told me [if] I drink ‘vegan milk,’ I will grow up. I haven’t grown up at all, and I drank already three bottles of ‘vegan milk.’” Things like that. Or you don’t drink at all – even worse – and then come complaining.
Wow. There’s nothing better I can think of than your life, your lot of life. Do not have too many illusions about the Himalayas or enlightened Masters anywhere else. You have One right here. And I promise you, It’s the best. The One right there is good. It’s the best. You found the right One, and stick to Hirm, and then you’ll get anything you want. And then you will find out that you don’t want much, and that’s the best thing. That’s the best thing to want. My God. Because I know... This is a secret between us. Oh, but I’m too shy. (No.) Yeah, OK. Before I was born, I knew that there are a lot of people who will have difficulty going to find a Master, anywhere. Because their luck is not that long. Their luck is not that easy. See? So I guess I volunteered to bring it to you. Maybe. Maybe that way. Maybe, perhaps. I guess, probably.
But I’m very shy about these things, really. It’s very difficult; very difficult for me to say things about myself because that’s the Master Self. It’s not the physical person that I’m referring to. I’m always worried that you think I’m trying to glorify this one, this body of mine, which is meaningless. This is good. This is a good vehicle, but it’s not that one that I refer to. But it’s difficult to understand that. It’s easy to get mixed up and misunderstand. Although this physical body right now has the Master inside. But the physical alone is nothing. The personal citizen of that physical body is nobody. So it’s not that person that we are glorifying, but still, I’m very shy. On one hand I’m understanding, on another hand is another worldly way of putting it; it’s very difficult. I’m always shy. Because people tend to also worship the person that houses the Master Power too. You see? So if you’re not careful, they will be attached to it, also. Alright then. OK, OK. Good babies, good girls, good boys. Go eat. You understand? (Yes.)
Well, it’s very easy. Just remember, the Master Power can be born anywhere, anytime, in any age. There’s no need to have a fixed conception about where the Master should be born and under which lineage or for how long or where She got it, why He got it… The Master doesn’t need to get anything. It’s just the way of the world. Let the law be done. That’s all. Lord Jesus wasn’t a disciple of John the Baptist. You understand now? (Yes.) But He just let Him baptize Him and still called Him Master. That’s OK. That’s very, very OK. But if people get attached to John the Baptist, they make a big, huge, giant mistake. Got it? (Yes.) OK, bye.
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