“The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on visitor’s day, most of the prisoners have visitors of family members and friends, but poor George sat alone always in his cell. So one day, on visiting day, the warden called George to his office and said, ‘I noticed you never have any visitors, George.’ He was very sympathetic and put his hand on George’s shoulder, ‘Tell me, don’t you have any friends or family?’ ‘Oh, sure I do, warden, but they’re all in here.’” […]
“There was a woman, she just woke up and told her husband, ‘Honey, I have just dreamed that you gave me a (vegan) pearl necklace for my birthday. What do you think it means?’ So the husband said, ‘You’ll know tonight. Don’t worry. You’ll know.’ So that evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. She was so happy and tore open the wrapping, and there it was, ‘The Meaning of Dreams.’” […]