In today’s news, United Kingdom supports humanitarian aid in Ukraine (Ureign), study in United States finds use of nicotine pouches growing national issue, German startup offers data storage that lasts 5,000 years or more, major e-commerce corporation in United States invests funds to help cities build recycling robots, kind villagers in India unite to care for animal-citizens, French biotechnology company and Swedish global food processing and packaging firm partner to boost vegan protein production, and firefighters in Australia rescue puppy trapped under house.
A word of caution: you might feel the effect of listening to the upcoming joke in your abdominal muscles. This one’s called “I Do, Indeed.”
Susan answered the phone, and immediately, a desperate-sounding man began speaking:
“I’m sorry, darling, I have thought things over, and you can have the Rolls-Royce as a wedding present. Plus, I will move to the most expensive penthouse suite in the city, and your mother can stay with us. Now will you marry me?”
“Of course, I will, and who is this speaking?”
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And now we have a heartline from Penelope in the United States
