“One of the patients was very worried and asked the doctor, ‘Doctor, are you sure? Are you sure it’s pneumonia?’ The doctor said, ‘Yes, why?’
‘Yeah, because I heard of cases where a doctor treated a patient for pneumonia, but he (the patient) ended up dying of something else.’ The doctor said, ‘Don’t worry. When I treat the patient for pneumonia, he will die of pneumonia.’” […]
“A man called a lawyer and asked, ‘How much would you charge me to answer three questions?’ The lawyer said, ‘$400.’ And the man said, ‘That’s a lot of money, isn’t it?’ The lawyer said, ‘I guess so. What’s your third question?’” […]
“There were three men sitting on a bench in the park. The middle one was reading a newspaper. The others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines, and reeled in their catch. The passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two. ‘Oh, yes, they are my friends.’ ‘In that case,’ the police officer warned him, ‘You had better get them out of here.’ ‘Yes, sir,’ the man replied, and he began rowing furiously.” Who’s more crazy?
