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A news photographer, a reporter, and an editor are walking down the beach. They see a bottle in the sand. The reporter grabs it, rubs it, and a Genie pops out. So grateful is the Genie, he grants them each one wish. So the photographer says, “I want to be on a mountain top with the wisest of the wise, soaking up wisdom.” And puff, he’s gone to the mountain with the wisest of the wise. And then the reporter says, “I want to be on a tropical paradise, being served (non-alcoholic) piña coladas and (vegan) bonbons all day long by beautiful women.” And poof, he’s gone to Hawaii beach. A lot of (vegan) bonbons, (non-alcoholic) piña colada, and beautiful women. And the editor says, “I want those two back here right now. We have the six o’clock news to catch.”
An absent-minded professor came home late one night. So when he reached the door, he realized he had forgotten his key. He knocked and knocked until finally his wife opened the door. It was very dark. She did not recognize him and explained, “I’m sorry, sir, but the professor is not at home.” So the professor, absent-minded as ever, replied to his wife, “Well, I will come back tomorrow then.” Are there such people? Oh man, habits die hard.
